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Monday, June 04, 2007

WATCH OUT FOR...

THE MAN BALLZ.

Yes, you heard it. A phenomenon only recently discovered by the famous pointlessologist Jonathan Ng, it has spread into the bowels of Ngee Ann Polytechnic. I have seen it. I have suffered the consequences of keeping it a total secret from the rest of the world. But now I will and shall announce the beginning of a massive worldwide hunt for...

THE MAN BALLZ.

How do you find this so called MAN BALLZ? It only occurs in the female gender, slowly acculmulating in the nether regions. It is not visible only until the host begins to take the preference of wearing shorts outside of the comfort of their home. Then, the monstrousity begins. The parasite of the MAN BALLZ bulges out into this grotesque image of a man's groin, perfectly simulating the testicular area. It is a horrid sight and worried always overcomes me for the host and her outcome, amongst the mystery of any other abominations that might be co-existing inside the shorts.

If you ever happen to find your eyes directing itself to a female's groin area, think again. The sight of an infected female is more traumatic that you could ever imagine. I have experienced it and it still haunts me to this day, don't let this happen to you.





ROFL.



P.S.: Bt Panjang Donuts not that fantastic. Meh.

Just Because
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